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Physically I’m here but mentally I’m tending to the strawberry patch outside my forest cottage and listening to the ferns rustling in the cool breeze
The Quiraing, Isle of Skye, Scotland / 15.10.2019
This is an accurate depiction of the differences between male friendships and female friendships.
darling i’m a nightmare dressed like the frog meme
*being talked to by random women i don’t know* this is so nice. you are so nice. i hope u have a great day
*being talked to by random men i don’t know* why is this happening. how can i prevent this from ever happening again. oh god what was life before this terrible moment

this is my fav bc an actual major cause for the fall of rome was the resistance of the wealthy to paying taxes which led to a crumbling of infrastructure but who cares about thaaaaat
“Feminism killed Rome” is my new favorite sentence of all time.
Also ballooning military spending, a widening gap between rich and poor, religious intolerance following the Emperor’s embrace of Christianity, and lead poisoning of the water supply.
*looks at camera*
Man how do people work in retail for like 3 years. I admire them for that because 6 months of this has been hard enough mentally.
You just gotta get to that special mental place where u don’t give a shit. Like youll be saying to the customer “yeah im really sorry about that. I know. I understand. Im really sorry. Youre right it is ridiculous. Im sorry” but your eyes are vacant and youre thinking about street fighter combos and what songs might sound good slowed down
Bartholomeus van der Helst — Abraham del Court and his wife, Maria de Kaersgieter. details. 1654